Laziest Cat Quotes & Sayings

Never place a comma where God has placed a period. God has spoken! — Pat Robertson

It's a French technique. Soups get screened, and sauces. Forced through a tamis or a chinois. Everything that comes out is smooth and all the rough parts get left behind, thrown away. I don't want to be screened. — Jael McHenry

It's not like every actor needs to train, but an actor will either develop their process through training or through working. — Emory Cohen

My place of refuge is definitely watching movies and playing video games. I know that's kind of hard to fathom. — Cam Newton

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem. — Robin Williams

In the beginning, when Adam was first created, he spent whole days rubbing his face in the grass. He picked his ear until it bled, tried to fit his fist in his mouth and yanked out tufts of his own hair. At one point he tried to pinch out his own eyes in order to examine them and God had to step in.
Looking down at Adam, God must have felt a bit weird about the whole thing. It must have been something like eating at a cafeteria table all by yourself when a stranger suddenly sits down opposite you, but it is a stranger you have created, and he is eating a macaroni salad that you have also created, and you have been sitting at the table all by yourself for over a hundred billion years; and yet still, you have nothing to talk about.
It was pitiful the way Adam looked up into the sky and squinted.
Before He created Adam, God must have been lonely; now he was still lonely, and so was Adam. — Jonathan Goldstein