Lawrenson Quotes & Sayings

I marveled at how they were all closed up, asleep with their secrets unseen until you reached up and took the book down from the shelf. — Deborah Lawrenson

There is one thing new in sexual mores and that is today's bisexual chic ... if you can't truthfully claim to be bisexual yourself, the next best thing is to reveal that one, or both, of your parents was. — Helen Lawrenson

Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis — Mark Lawrenson

Don't be frightened of failure. It makes you stronger if you learn from your mistakes. — Mark Lawrenson

We are so many different people in one lifetime. — Deborah Lawrenson

I don't think I would have made it as a cricketer. — Mark Lawrenson

If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A. — Mark Lawrenson

Bolton are an established team in the Premiership these days and well respected by the other sides. — Mark Lawrenson

It is what it is. Either walk on, or accept. — Deborah Lawrenson

These are the beautiful people, who, befitting their rank as gods and goddesses of a powerful modern mythology, lead beautiful lives in beautiful houses, attired in beautiful clothes and, ostensibly, thinking only beautiful thoughts. — Helen Lawrenson

As soon as an American man loves a girl he wants to marry her. This is not only a blunder but it is rather absurd. It is so typical of American men, always wanting to do the noble thing. — Helen Lawrenson

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts. — Mark Lawrenson

England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield. — Mark Lawrenson

Figo is as important to England as Beckham is. — Mark Lawrenson

There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!') ... — Helen Lawrenson

As a modern-day role model, I'd have to go for Tiger Woods. I'm also a massive Sachin Tendulkar fan. — Mark Lawrenson

'Match of the Day' is a great programme to be on. It's a programme I used to be allowed to stay up and watch from the age of 10, so to think that one day I'd actually appear on it was great. — Mark Lawrenson

He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle. — Mark Lawrenson

Some scents sparkle and then quickly disappear, like the effervescence of ctirus zestor a bright note of mint. — Deborah Lawrenson

I have heard it said that a happy childhood is a curse, because what follows can never measure up. All I can say is, those people must want too much; they can't accept that life is a series of struggles and that happiness can be found in overcoming them, drawing strength from the reserves laid down in the good years. — Deborah Lawrenson

You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall. — Mark Lawrenson

Nothing really annoys me, I'm not that kind of person, I'm quite laid back about most things. — Mark Lawrenson

The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose. — Mark Lawrenson

My father, Tommy, who was a trained draughtsman, played for Preston North End in the Finney era. He liked football but did not love it as I do. — Mark Lawrenson

Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that. — Mark Lawrenson

Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs. — Mark Lawrenson

When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras. — Mark Lawrenson

If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with - if you keep it out, it's not a goal. — Mark Lawrenson

When I as reading and writing, I was in that exhilarating place where the life of the imagination is more real than the tiles and soil and rock under my feet. — Deborah Lawrenson

Even as winter comes, mornings are crisp, and the big, blue sky seems to hang newly washed over the sea of hills. — Deborah Lawrenson

My feeling is unless they've somebody lined up and they are convinced he is going to be better than Brian, I think their decision has been made in haste. — Mark Lawrenson

Exeter City's trip to Old Trafford will be a great day for their fans but that is about it - they won't get the result they want against Manchester United. — Mark Lawrenson

Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries — Mark Lawrenson

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly. — Mark Lawrenson

He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time. — Mark Lawrenson

If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted, there is practically nothing she can't do. — Helen Lawrenson

HBO churn out some unbelievable stuff. They really got me with things like 'Band of Brothers.' But you can't beat 'The Sopranos.' — Mark Lawrenson

My iPod's unbelievable. Seriously. The kids have put most of the music on it, but there's a complete mix of '80s rubbish and current day stuff. — Mark Lawrenson

Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that. — Mark Lawrenson

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance. — Helen Lawrenson

As for the topsy-turvy tangle known as soixante-neuf, personally I have always felt it to be madly confusing, like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time. — Helen Lawrenson

I've turned into a technological wizard. I can send emails now, which for me is unbelievable. They don't make any sense, but I can send them. I call it e-mithering. — Mark Lawrenson

You have to go back to the Children's Crusade in 1212 AD to find as unfortunate and fatuous an attempt at manipulated hysteria as the Women's Liberation Movement. — Helen Lawrenson

A skirt is no obstacle to extemperaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers. — Helen Lawrenson

Most of today's film actresses are typical of a mass-production age: living dolls who look as if they came off an assembly line and whose uniformity of appearance is frequently a triumph of modern science, thanks to which they can be equipped with identical noses, breasts, teeth, eyelashes, and hair. — Helen Lawrenson

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first. — Mark Lawrenson

In the final analysis, each of us is responsible for what we are. We cannot blame it on our mothers, who, thanks to Freud, have replaced money as the root of all evil. — Helen Lawrenson

He can be as good as he wants to be; that's how good he can be. — Mark Lawrenson

Most of today's film actress are typical of a mass-production age: living dolls who look as if they came off an assembly line ... — Helen Lawrenson

The American Communist Party was notoriously infiltrated by informers, some working for the FBI, some for capitalist employers. At one time it used to be said that spies practically kept the Party going with their dues and contributions. — Helen Lawrenson

It's sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead. — Mark Lawrenson