Lautermilch Family History Quotes & Sayings

Shhh, remember what I said about the begging. I could gag you with the rag I cleaned your ass with. Would you like that? — K. Webster

On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell? — Dorothy Parker

There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. — Leon Trotsky

From a poor man, poor in Time, I was suddenly lifted up into a vast revenue; I could see no end of my possessions; I wanted some steward, or judicious bailiff, to manage my estates in Time for me. — Charles Lamb

What I really want is a world where no one alive can remember what the word 'war' means. That's my goal. — Patch Adams

How very sad it is to have a confiding nature, one's hopes and feelings are quite at the mercy of all who come along; and how very desirable to be a stolid individual, whose hopes and aspirations are safe in one's waistcoat pocket, and that a pocket indeed, and one not to be picked! — Emily Dickinson

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. — George Carlin

Sometimes it is foolish to articulate an ambition too early
exposing it prematurely to the laughter and skepticism of the world can destroy it before it is even properly born. But sometimes the opposite occurs, and the very act of mentioning a thing makes it suddenly seem possible, even plausible. — Robert Harris

Tim Tebow is a great guy, but he wasn't a good teammate. — Brady Quinn

A library's function is to give the public in the quickest and cheapest way: information, inspiration, and recreation. If a better way than the book can be found, we should use it. — Melvil Dewey

Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be. — Yuri Milner