Laughfest 2022 Quotes & Sayings

I've never been - I don't think I'm, like, a great A&R, by any means. I don't even know production lingo, in all honesty. — Pusha T

I don't think people are fools, and I think they deserve a good attitude and smart entertainment. — Tatyana Tolstaya

My children were the center of my life. — Cindy Sheehan

But you have two perfectly good Doms at your beck and call. You don't need to take taxis and deal with doctors on your own. — Sean Michael

The Black Man grinned at her with his jackal mouth, and his scarlet eyes knew all the secrets of woman-blood. — Stephen King

I mean, I'm certainly not a 'teaophyte,' or whatever the word would be. — Billy Corgan

I've never been in an acting class in my life. — Kaley Cuoco

The universe really is motion & nothing else. — Socrates

There are no words to express how sad and devastated I am. I have lost one of my dearest friends, and the industry has lost a giant. — Farrah Fawcett

For the worst of it was not the lies that after all he was unable to utter, ready as he always was to lie for pleasure but incapable of doing so out of necessity, the worst of it was the delights he had lost, the season's light and the time off that had been taken away from him, and now the year consisted of nothing but a series of hasty awakenings and hurried dismal days. He had to lose what was royal in his life of poverty, the irreplaceable riches that he so greatly and gluttonously enjoyed, to earn a little bit of money that would not buy one-millionth of those treasures. — Albert Camus

Good," said Gideon. "It means the effect of the alcohol is wearing off. One question, by the way: what did you want a hairbrush for?"
"I wanted it as a substitute for a mike," I murmured through my fingers. "Oh, my God! I'm so horrible."
"But you have a pretty voice," said Gideon. "Even I liked it, and I told you I hate musicals."
"Then how come you can play songs from them so well?" I put my hands in my lap and looked at him. "You were amazing! Is there anything you can't do?" Good heavens, I heard myself sounding like a groupie.
"No. Go ahead, you're welcome to think me some kind of god!" He was grinning now. "It's rather sweet of you! — Kerstin Gier

To be fair, I don't think it's a plague to say I have the misfortune of making movies for a living. — A. J. Bowen

It was made clear to me that I wasn't supposed to trouble the moody Creator with any pesky questions about the eccentricities of His cosmic system ... Thus my idea of heaven was that I got to spend eternity sitting at the feet of God, grilling Him. "Let me get this straight," I'd say, by way of introduction. "It's your position that every person born has to suffer because Eve couldn't resist a healthy between-meals snack? — Sarah Vowell

So to have peace, the best way to put your mind right is to think of good things. Think of the flowers, not of the thorns. What good things others have done to you, what good things there are, what are the beautiful moments you have had, and count your blessings . Count your blessings, otherwise you cannot create peace. — Nirmala Srivastava

Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level. — Devon Monk