Larry The Lifeguard Quotes & Sayings

How had I become middle-aged while the ravages of time ignored her? I didn't know and didn't care, and before I could stop them, the words were already out.
"You're beautiful," I murmured. — Nicholas Sparks

Come, daddy, Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say it. ~Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

Well, if a Little Fuzzy finds a door open, I'd like to know why he shouldn't come in and look around. — H. Beam Piper

Garbage is the part of your history you don't want your family to know about. — Vik Muniz

It's impossible that the improbable will never happen. — Emil Julius Gumbel

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. — John Boyle O'Reilly

If her soul ever leaks, I want it to land on me. — Markus Zusak

The language of marriage is often a language of ownership, not a language of partnership. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.' — Demetri Martin

Disinformation is a large part of its[CIA] covert action responsibility, and the American people are the primary target of its lies. — Ralph McGehee