Larry Shipper Quotes & Sayings

This world nys but a thurghfare ful of wo, And we been pilgrymes, passynge to and fro. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet. — J.K. Rowling

(I used to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my office door, but people interpreted this as "His door is closed, but he wants me to know he's in there. I'll knock.") Be — Paul J. Silvia

I was raised to face any challenge. — Louis Zamperini

They may fight with us, but they don't fight for us. — Christopher Paolini

When it comes to our integrity: one moment in a dark place can cast a shadow for a lifetime. — Steven Furtick

I used to stand on the corner in San Diego with poems sticking out of my hip pocket, asking people if there was a place where I could read poems. The audience is half of the poem. — Juan Felipe Herrera

Always be reading something, he said. Even when we're not physically reading. How else will we read the world? Think of it as a constant. — Ali Smith

The Bush campaign for re-election has officially begun. They're actually running television commercials. Have you seen any of the television commercials? In one of the commercials, you see George Bush for thirty seconds. In another commercial, you get to see George Bush for sixty seconds - kind of like his stint in the National Guard. — David Letterman

One can show one's contempt for the cruelty and stupidity of the world by making of one's life a poem of incoherence and absurdity. — Alfred Jarry

I think good theaters are really important. They allow you to exist in a space with other people. — Cate Blanchett

The vast majority of gun owners don't kill, but people who do kill, tend to kill with guns, and often with illegal guns. — Alan Dershowitz

You should be grateful that you were even blessed for a moment. You have been rescued from your rotting corpse. You have experienced immortality. You have experienced perfection. Look at yourself. This is your purest form. Your worst qualities have been sifted out, the flaw and weaknesses blown away. The way you have been experiencing the world with your pathetic human senses? Now you know. You were living in a fog. You were appreciating only a fraction of what this world has to offer. That life was worth nothing. — Wynne Channing

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney