Largest Monkey Quotes & Sayings

You never know with politicians what they are really saying. And I don't say that in a negative way-they have an appalling job. — James Lovelock

That would be fine," she said "If we're alone, we'll leave the lamp lighted so that we can see each other, and I can holler as much as I want without anybody's having to butt in, and you can whisper in my ear any crap you can think of. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

We will have rings and things and fine array — William Shakespeare

His skin's so tanned he could be Turkish or something — David Mitchell

It is slowly becoming understood that the modality of being is the modality of mind. — Terence McKenna

He considered the importance of what he was to do, and calmed himself. He felt the dragon's mood and acknowledged it. It was a willingness to accept whatever fate brought, but without a resignation to defeat. Death might come, but with it might also come victory. — Raymond E. Feist

Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course. But we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time. It is therefore at least millions to one that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie. — Thomas Paine

No man can bring about the perfect murder; chance, however, can do it. — Vladimir Nabokov

My god
is frozen-mouth. She is get-out-of-this-town-

or-hell-freezes-over. She is paycheck
to paycheck. Each night when she goes to bed, my god

kisses her kids' clean faces, then, thanking herself, her own. — Jennifer Givhan

Who won the 2004 World Series?"
She shrugged, "The Yankees?"
"The Yankees? And you claim to be an American?" He enjoyed rubbing it in after her attitude about Harrisburg. "It was the Red Sox. The year they broke the curse. — Brandon Mull

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

How did I find out? I was deceiving him. — Nadine Gordimer