Lampoons Christmas Vacation Quotes & Sayings

It's not like I fell out of love with you. I'm just not the same person that I was when I fell in love with you. — Rainbow Rowell

It's good to ski for fun, but I still want to win races as often as possible. — Hermann Maier

This planet came with a set of instructions, but we seem to have misplaced them. Civilization needs a new operating system. — Paul Hawken

Beautiful. True. Words to remind yourself, words to live by. — Dianna Agron

Arbor Day is not like other holidays. Each of those reposes on the past, while Arbor Day proposes for the future. — Julius Sterling Morton

You're no kind of captain if you keep jumping ship. — Heidi Heilig

Walking back and forth also helps by creating the illusion that you are thinking of the routines on the spot, giving your performance a more spontaneous feeling. — Franklyn Ajaye

I have sympathy for anyone who finds consolation anywhere we can. And many people do find it in religious tradition as it has been. I mean, I love much of that tradition. But somehow, that just didn't speak to me in the way that it does to some. — Elaine Pagels

Instead of showing strangers kindness and giving them the benefit of the doubt, we increasingly show them only fear, and that is bad for us and them. — Julian Baggini