Lailat Al Miraj Quotes & Sayings

A lie is my attempt to tamper with the truth so that I need not face the truth. Yet as shrewd as I think myself to be, I would be wise to understand that God designed truth as ultimately tamper-proof. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I don't really think of myself as a folk singer. — Ray Lamontagne

If I still lived in Russia, I'd be dead ... or a really effective oligarch. — Gary Shteyngart

Normally I miss deadlines like a storm trooper misses Jedi. — Patrick Rothfuss

When selling, never answer an unasked question. — Jeff Thull

What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series. — Dave Barry

They will keep telling you that don't hurry up! And I will keep telling you that hurry up! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard