Ladish Company Quotes & Sayings

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? — Steven Wright

It's your life, not your death, that defines you. — J.J. Brown

The past is able to close round certain moments, as if they were seeds, and deliver them again fresh and living in the present. — Storm Jameson

I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage. — Topher Grace

But first, on earth as vampire sent,
Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent,
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And suck the blood of all thy race.
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life,
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corse.
Thy victims ere they yet expire
Shall know the demon for their sire,
As cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers are withered on the stem. — George Gordon Byron