Kvell Fitness Quotes & Sayings

Why doesn't the United States take over the monarchy and unite with England? England does have important assets. Naturally the longer you wait, the more they will dwindle. At least you could use it for a summer resort instead of Maine. — W. H. Auden

It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents. — Anthony Jeselnik

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size. — Bobby Bare

Some things are created to be together. — Ally Condie

I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for? Is there a lady who's going to see that and be like, 'Oh, I was going to get an abortion but now that I realize it hurts I guess I'll just give birth to a child! 'Cause I know that's painless and raising it should be a snap!' — Eugene Mirman

One becomes wise only in measures, as he goes through his own insanity. — Alejandro Jodorowsky