Komedie Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people. — Reddioui Islam

For me to live is Christ and to die is gain
Phillippians 1:21 — Anonymous

If we are going to teach the world to stop hating the different, the other, then we're going to have to start with children. — Mary Travers

When in doubt, my dear fellow, do nothing. — Leo Tolstoy

Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York. — Jason Alexander

Joseph Mandell and I began by attempting to make chromatography of DNA work. — Alfred Hershey

In the cold war, the CIA was condemned by the American left for what it did. In the war on terror, the CIA was attacked by the American right for what it could not do. The charge was incompetence, leveled by such men as Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld. Say what one may about their leadership, they knew from long experience what the reader now knows: the CIA was unable to fulfill its role as America's intelligence service. — Tim Weiner

I want to be happy; why do I do things that make me unhappy? — Paul Schrader

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them. — Doug Stanhope

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home." — Chauncey Depew

Very often, (in near-death experiences) the person encounters a divine or angelic being. This may be described as Christ, an angel, even God. — Raymond Moody

Soon, the two of them would leave this spot ... walk into the house and into a whole changed world ... — Marisa De Los Santos

At that moment, when the world around him melted away, when he stood alone like a star in the heavens, he was overwhelmed by a feeling of icy despair, but he was more firmly himself than ever. That was the last shudder of his awakening, the last pains of birth. Immediately he moved on again and began to walk quickly and impatiently, no longer homewards, no longer to his father, no longer looking backwards. — Hermann Hesse

Anybody who writes a diary insists it must be read by someone else. — Peter Greenaway