Klipper Quotes & Sayings

Of course it's difficult to turn anything down when Mike Nichols calls you personally. — Andrea Martin

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection! — Kelly Moran

Racism was an important moral issue, one that the church needed to confront. Putting a black man in a position of honor and authority was a good thing, and if there was controversy over it, that was not a bad thing thing, either. People needed to work through these things, and not just in the abstract. — Timothy B. Tyson

Consumption is also immediately production, just as in nature the consumption of the elements and chemical substances is the production of the plant. — Karl Marx

Be brave and celebrate with us your 'perceived flaws,' as society tells us. May we make our flaws famous, and thus redefine the heinous. — Lady Gaga

If I had been under ObamaCare, and a bureaucrat had been trying to tell me when I could get that CT scan, that would have delayed my treatment. I was able to get the treatment as fast as I could based upon my timetable, and not the government's timetable. That's what saved my life. — Herman Cain

Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses. -author of Meditations in Green — Steven Wright

Quite frankly, I'm tired of taking insulin and pumping my stomach every three days and pricking my finger and drawing blood out of it every day - it's a tedious, meticulous, annoying disease that never goes away. And I want to get rid of it like everybody else does. — Elliott Yamin

I'll be back later! Put that champagne on ice! — Jackie Williams

Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins

I have approximately 70 messages on Xbox Live right now and half of them are, 'I'm going to kill you' and 'I'm going to find you and destroy you' and I haven't worked (at Microsoft) in two years. Even to this day people who don't know I left Microsoft still come after me. — Stephen Toulouse

As a painter, taking photos is a form of shorthand - note-taking. — Wanda Koop

A nation, like a tree, does not thrive well till it is engrafted with a foreign stock. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

income inequality" was actually the issue, why is there such outrage at the oil and pharmaceutical company executives who at least keep us warm at night and heal our sick as they take our money, but not a protester to be found questioning the career politicians who produce nothing and yet have somehow become multimillionaires just about all? — Evan Sayet