Klahan Quotes & Sayings

I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. — John Waters

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am. — Steve Carell

Who's possessing who now, Casper? — Rick Riordan

No one would ever find Tess Snow again. She no longer existed. I am Ami Esclave. — Pepper Winters

I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter. — Ray Bradbury

I hang up automatically. My heart's beating in a way that I'm quickly associating with the Holmes family. The Holmes tachycardia. Scourge of hospitals everywhere. — Eva Morgan

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one. — Agatha Christie

Was there any point in those attempts at reconciliation ?
Even today,I think there was. Attempts of that kind are never pointless. — Alija Izetbegovic

I don't like fast editing. — Anton Corbijn

I used to scream at everybody at the beginning of my career. I'd get really emotional. I'd project all my issues about my parents and safety onto the executives, so every conversation where they gave a note was life or death and you don't love me. — Judd Apatow

Life is not about how long you live or how much you experience. Life is about how you choose to live it and what you experience. — Marlene Hansen

When everyone agrees, someone is not thinking. — George S. Patton

Shirley Chisholm is another one [political hero]. She was a dynamic speaker, and the first black woman to run for President. — Donna Brazile

Endure and save yourselves for happier times. — Virgil