Kishon River Quotes & Sayings

Religion is the theological equivalent of a quick-buck insurance scam, where you pay in your premium year after year, and then, when you need the benefits you paid for so - pardon the pun - so religiously, you discover the company that took your money does not, in fact, exist. — Stephen King

Well, it's taken a long time to get the Department of Homeland Security established. It's taken a long time for the Congress to decide how much it wanted to fund. — Warren Rudman

If I am going somewhere exotic, I take an empty suitcase with me to bring back the objects I fall in love with. — Alain Ducasse

He was into the skating culture now and I was into, well, I'm not sure what I was into. I was into roaming around on my own, and I enjoyed it. — Markus Zusak

Everyone talks about the forwards, the players when they are scoring goals. But sometimes I look for the complete player not just the players who score but those who can pass. — Pele

Sometimes when you fail, it allows you the opportunity to grow more motivation and get more intense about your training. — Abby Wambach

Beauty lies within a person that is willing to do anything for their love, love is beauty within the heart. — Janel Parrish

The idea that you can vote yourself into prosperity is one of the most ludicrous that was ever entertained. — William Manchester

You don't need money to be kind, but you cannot be kind without a heart. — Debasish Mridha

I don't think I'll ever understand what some people see in flat chests. Then again, I don't understand why big boobs are the number-one priority for some people, either. — Torii Nagomu

Sport inevitably creates deadness of feeling. No one could take pleasure in it who was sensitive to suffering; and therefore its pursuit by women is much more to be regretted than its pursuit by men, because women pursue much more violently and recklessly what they pursue at all. — Ouida

The higher a man's conception of God, the better will he know Him. And the better he knows God, the nearer will he draw to Him, imitating His goodness, His mercy, and His love of man. — Leo Tolstoy

I rode toward Rudolfo Maldonado's house, planning to murder him before he got his morning shave. — Nancy E. Turner