Kickback Jacks Danville Quotes & Sayings

I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube. — Mitch Hedberg

My eye muscles hurt now when I read our MasterCard bill. — Geoffrey Rush

They're not supposed to show prison films in prison. Especially ones that are about escaping. — Steve Buscemi

If I stretch my arms and wonder where my fingers are - that is all the space I need as a painter. — Willem De Kooning

Oh, but my treasure, it is so much less exhausting. You only have to forgive once. To resent, you have to do it all day, every day. You have to keep remembering all the bad things. - as Frank Roennfeldt — M.L. Stedman

Never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk near a train, and never, under any circumstances, cut off your air supply while masturbating. — David Sedaris