Kiaia Quotes & Sayings

Wait, they don't love you like I love you — Yeah Yeah Yeahs

The biggest problem in this country is not corruption. The problem is that there are many qualified people who are not where they are supposed to be because they won't lick anybody's ass, or they don't know which ass to lick or they don't even know how to lick an ass. I'm lucky to be licking the right ass. She smiled. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I'm very thankful that I've had such longevity and variety. — Kim Basinger

Do you think the porter and the cook have no anecdotes, no experiences, no wonders for you? The walls of their minds are scrawled all over with thoughts. They shall one day bring a lantern and read the inscriptions. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, Yes, you're definitely the girl for the job. — Ella Dominguez

Michael Buble is seriously my favorite entertainer. Have you ever seen the guy in concert? He's hilarious. Women love him. Guys want to meet him. He has everything that I wish I could do onstage. And I'm guessin' he's a good-lookin' guy - although he's not one of 'People' magazine's sexiest men. — Blake Shelton

Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless. — P. J. O'Rourke

I am never proud to participate in violence, yet, I know that each of us must care enough for ourselves, that we can be ready and able to come to our own defense when and wherever needed. — Maya Angelou

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. — Bruce Nauman

But God never seems capable of moderation — N.D. Wilson

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh ... now you tell me what you know. — Groucho Marx

Everything that I spent my entire life dedicated to, which is this art of mentalism, of magic ... I don't see it and feel it and experience it like I first did when I was getting involved in this art. I try to look at it as a spectator but unless I get amnesia I still can't overlook that. I can appreciate the performance but I would love to be fooled. — Criss Angel

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it. — Nick Kroll