Kenice Comedian Quotes & Sayings

I'm a closet singer-songwriter. That keeps my creative juices flowing. — Zoe McLellan

I want to say," he said as he placed my right wrist and right knee together, "If you say stop, it's good enough for me, but we might want to set a safeword." He spread my legs to get the right length under my back and tired my right side together, letting the rest of the loop drop off the edge of the bed. "Tangerine," I said. "Tangerine?" "I doubt you can keep doing whatever it is you're doing if I saw tangerine." "Fine, wiseass. — C.D. Reiss

It may be too late for West Virginia to save itself from the ravages of Big Coal. But it's not too late for America. — Jeff Goodell

No one wants to see a tattoo on a stomach. — Lena Dunham

There is nothing these hands can hold worth having. They cannot hold the moonlight, or the melody of a song, or even the beauty of a woman. They can touch her face, but not her beauty. Only the heart can hold such things. — Adam Bagdasarian

She wondered if he could see himself in a mirror. If he sparkled. — Kristan Higgins

Fighting emotion with logic is like bringing a calculator to a knife fight — Josh Sundquist

An athlete may run ten thousand miles in order to prepare for one hundred yards. Quantity gives experience. — Ray Bradbury

The quickest way to change the world is to be of service to others. Show that your love can make a difference in the lives of people and thereby someone else's love can make a difference in your life. By each of us doing that and working together we change the world one inner person at a time. — Dannion Brinkley

I don't like his serious glances. I don't like what they do to my stomach. I also don't like what his smiley smile does to my stomach — Colleen Hoover

Come right out and say you want it: It's been great hearing you talk about the position. I'd love to work here, and I think I could do a terrific job for you. — Kate White

There is only one good, that is knowledge; there is only one evil, that is ignorance. — Aristotle.