Kender Quotes & Sayings

It was an old kender proverb - Don't change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you. — Margaret Weis

The cruelest form of torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course, it is also widely believed that the cruelest form of torture one can inflict on any other species is to lock them up with a kender. — Margaret Weis

Flint snorted. The kender was beginning to make sence, a fact that caused the dwarf to shake his head and wonder if maybe he shouldn't lie down somewhere out in the sun. — Margaret Weis

I have sinned enough against the world. Teaching magic to a kender would ensure my damnation. - Raistlin Majere — Margaret Weis

Blasted doorknob of a kender — Margaret Weis

Nothing on Krynn is more dangerous than a bored kender. — Margaret Weis

Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go? — Margaret Weis

Tas pulled himself up over the porch railing with the skill of a burglar. The kender slipped over to the door and peered up and down the bridge-walk. Seeing no one on it, he motioned to the others. Then he studied the lock and smiled to himself in satisfaction. The kender slid something out of one of his pouches. Within seconds, the door of Tika's house swung open. "Come in," he said, playing host. — Margaret Weis

Why insult the door's purpose by locking it? is a favorite kender expression. — Margaret Weis

You know sometimes I wish I'd been born a kender. No worries. No cares. No responsibilities. Nothing but pork chops. See you tonight Brother. I'd ask you to say a prayer but we're up to our eyeballs in gods as it is. — Margaret Weis

Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that I'd much rather be disliked for being me than to be disliked just because I'm a kender. I can do something about me, you see, but I can't do much about being a kender because my mother was a kender and so was my father and that seems to have a lot to do with me being a kender. — Margaret Weis