Katil Writes Quotes & Sayings

If you want to see eccentricities, I'll be grotesque before your eyes. — Michael Jackson

There are a whole bunch of roles where people say, 'Oh, you're playing yourself.' I guess it's kind of a compliment. Or people say, 'Oh, man, you just roll out of bed and do that.' The work is to make it look effortless. That's the hard part. — Matthew McConaughey

I think [Bush] would like to hand his father Saddam Hussein's head and win his approval for what happened after the Gulf War. — Martin Sheen

There is an almost anti-epicurean tradition at the very base of America. For much of the middle part of American history, people who wanted to overcome that went to France. — Ruth Reichl

Try and inject into every commercial you make a touch of singularity; a bird that will hook on to the consumers mind — David Ogilvy

My plea is for banishing the English language as a cultural usurper, as we successfully banished the political rule of the English usurper. — Mahatma Gandhi

For now, feeling as though my own brain were unhinged or as if the shock had come which must end in its undoing, I turn to my diary for repose. The habit of entering accurately must help sooth me. — Bram Stoker

New York white youth were killing victims; that was a 'sociological' problem. But when black youth killed somebody, the power structure was looking to hang somebody. — Malcolm X

I'm in orbit around you, can't you see that? I can move around you, but never away — Kahlen Aymes

What a cute man! Hey, I may be pregnant, but I can still see! — Marie Osmond

I wrote about the Thai sex industry and people ask me how many bar-girls I slept with. I've just completed a short story about a High School shooting but nobody thinks I shot anyone. — Matt Carrell

If war is to have any meaning at all, its purpose must be to establish control over peoples and territories, and ultimately, this can be done only as Alexander the Great did it, on the ground. — T.R. Fehrenbach

I haven't really reached my peak yet. — Josh Howard

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz