Kardashian Quotes & Sayings

A lot of adults don't think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time. — Khloe Kardashian

Believe it or not, fame is not as glamorous as it seems. I think it is much harder now with all of the media outlets, and people can be pretty nasty and harsh. — Kim Kardashian

I think it would be so much fun to be in the White House. — Kim Kardashian

I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part. — Mitt Romney

Instagramming photos of food isn't sexy. — Kim Kardashian

I want to be a chef, but I'm only a fat girl chef; like, I only like to make fat comfort food. I'm not, like, a healthy chef person. — Khloe Kardashian

I'm not really an actress. — Khloe Kardashian

I have two younger sisters and I'm such an advocate of owning who you are as a person. Don't be ashamed or intimidated. Never feel like you are not amazing. — Khloe Kardashian

I just got out of a nine-year relationship. I think the last thing I probably need is anybody in my life. — Kourtney Kardashian

I definitely want kids and I want four kids, for sure. But I need to find a husband first! — Kim Kardashian

With my divorce, and even during the end of my marriage before it even got publicly bad, how I decided to cope with things was to go on the treadmill for an hour. — Khloe Kardashian

Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy. — Kim Kardashian

I was always really shy so I'd never try to get a guy's attention. — Kim Kardashian

When every moment is constantly being filmed, it's hard to relax. — Kourtney Kardashian

I try to work out five days a week. It's a lot, but I feel great when I do it. — Khloe Kardashian

I know that, for me, I need to try to cover myself while breastfeeding so that no one snaps a picture. If this wasn't the case, I probably wouldn't mind as much because my son is my biggest concern. My attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin' somethin', don't look if you don't like it. — Kourtney Kardashian

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. — Kim Kardashian

I don't feel the pressure by outsiders. I'm not someone who's easily influenced by the public. — Khloe Kardashian

I feel tired, but in general, I do love being pregnant and always feel pretty good. I'm lucky. I always hear, like, horror stories. — Kourtney Kardashian

I started taking selfies since I was 4 — Kim Kardashian

I'm the true definition of a workaholic. — Kim Kardashian

No one wants to see a boring tube sock. — Rob Kardashian

Personally, I've always loved the curvy look. — Kim Kardashian

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.' — David Letterman

I really see myself continuing to design clothes, fragrances. — Kim Kardashian

I don't care if you marry someone who works at the grocery store or someone who is a director of a company; everyone should have their own identity. — Khloe Kardashian

When in doubt, I always, always buy clear vases. You really can't go wrong with minimalist clear vases, especially when you're sending someone flowers. The flowers are the star of the show and need to shine! — Khloe Kardashian

If someone were to say, 'Well, what would you have done differently?' I'd say, 'Nothing'. I think you need to make mistakes. — Kim Kardashian

Everyone has issues, and I'm not someone who likes to burden people. — Khloe Kardashian

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy — Kim Kardashian

Men are attracted to me because of my personality! — Kim Kardashian

When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f
king bank account what I do,' — Kim Kardashian

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. — Kim Kardashian

I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt. — Kim Kardashian

I think it's important to talk to my sisters when I have a big decision to make. — Kourtney Kardashian

I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes! — Kim Kardashian

Kim, you are literally so rude. — Kourtney Kardashian

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was. — Kourtney Kardashian

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. — Khloe Kardashian

But I do realize I'm going to have to go through the pregnancy again. Mine was a really difficult pregnancy. It's tough. Of course I want to have another child. We'll see. I'm going to have one more, and see what it's like. — Kim Kardashian

I think I'm really feel I've done so much that I'm OK with not having everybody's attention. Sometimes it's overbearing. I used to think that I would never feel this way. Before, I used to buy all the tabloids and see if I was in them. — Kim Kardashian

Even a tiny forward step is a step in the right direction, no matter how small. — Khloe Kardashian

Now that I have a daughter, I've been thinking about how I'll define beauty to her. I watched a video of Kendall when she was three, and she was putting on makeup. I don't know how I feel about that. But my daughter already watches me do it. When do you let them start wearing it? I don't know yet. — Kourtney Kardashian

Being alone & actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives. — Kourtney Kardashian

I would surrender my being to see you whole once more. — Khloe Kardashian

I think I lie way too much to even know what I've lied about. — Rob Kardashian

The reason why there are so many police officers surrounding this house is because they want to make sure that we do not remove anything before a search warrant is issued. They have made it crystal clear that they want no Kardashians on this one." Kardashian. As in O.J. The man had changed law lexicon forever. — Harlan Coben

I have moments of weakness, but mostly I brush the criticism off ... Who cares if I'm not a size zero? I don't want to be. I love my body; I'm healthy, I work out. — Khloe Kardashian

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought. — Ricky Gervais

For my eyes, my day-to-day just involves curling my lashes to open up my eyes and applying our mascara, The Quickie. If I'm getting my makeup done, I like to get individual lash extensions or a strip of false lashes, depending on how glam I want to get. — Kourtney Kardashian

I don't mind having people over, but it's weird how much more withdrawn I've become than being social in public places, I guess. — Khloe Kardashian

Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career. — Kim Kardashian

My kids' doctor will quickly answer any email, even if it's 11:00 at night. That's important to me. — Kourtney Kardashian

I have never felt 'fat;' I just didn't realise how unhealthy I was until I look back at pictures. In the moment, I felt so beautiful, and I remember walking down red carpets with my make-up done in a little sparkly dress, and I thought I was so cute. — Khloe Kardashian

My parents got me a sewing machine for Christmas during my senior year of high school. I made three pieces of clothing and had a fashion show at the end of the year, where we had to wear the clothes that we made. I took it to a whole new level; I made all my friends clothes. — Kourtney Kardashian

President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands. — David Letterman

I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying. — Kourtney Kardashian

If no tender words are spoken, no tender hearts can be broken. — Kim Kardashian

I'm a really fun aunt, so I hope I'm going to be a fun mom! I like to have fun and be silly and not take myself too seriously with the kids, so I hope that will translate when I actually have my own. — Khloe Kardashian

I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day. — Kim Kardashian

The first time I was pregnant, Kanye and I were dating, and I was just being introduced to the world of fashion. I wanted to work with a bunch of different stylists, and when you work with a new stylist, everyone wants to possess your look. — Kim Kardashian

We're definitely honest with each other ... if your sisters can't tell you that you look ridiculous, who can? — Kourtney Kardashian

I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. — Khloe Kardashian

I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house. — Kim Kardashian

I took on so many things and not everything was the right fit. If you do that, it can kill your brand. A partnership has to be real and authentic. — Kim Kardashian

And English society was was not exactly welcoming to these rich newcomers: Imagine Kim Kardashian marrying Prince Henry today and you get the general idea of the suspicion and disdain that the Americans encountered. — Daisy Goodwin

My body has always been one to fluctuate, and I've had to adapt my style accordingly. — Kim Kardashian

We're all human beings, and we all have the same problems. I do remember how blessed I am, and no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse. — Khloe Kardashian

When I started working out, it wasn't about weight loss; I was going through a really hard time and needed an emotional release. Once you start getting in the tabloids claiming you have fake body parts, then it's like, 'Okay, I made it. Now I'm really working out.' — Khloe Kardashian

I feel that if I'm going through something, I'm sure someone else is, too. I try to be as honest with myself and others as I can be. — Kourtney Kardashian

I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them. — Kim Kardashian

Botox to me is not surgery. — Kim Kardashian

I don't think anybody should ever take their life for being bullied. But if it wasn't for my family ... and my circle of friends, I could definitely see why someone would see it doesn't get any better than this, but it does. Life is so beautiful. — Khloe Kardashian

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. — Kim Kardashian

It's called Seflish, which is fitting — Kim Kardashian

If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year. — Kim Kardashian

I love all of my shoes! It is a must to have them color coordinated, and to be able to see each and every one of them. I know exactly where each one lives and I can tell if one has even been moved! — Khloe Kardashian

My reality is never going to be stick-skinny. — Kim Kardashian

I used to play Donna Karan. I used my dad's home office, and Kim was my assistant. Then one of our friends would play a buyer, and I would take her to my mom's closet and show her the new collection. — Kourtney Kardashian

If i had known better, I would have done better. — Kim Kardashian

When I gain a pound it's in the headlines. — Kim Kardashian

Embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, "I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now". — Kim Kardashian

Growing up, I was always chubby. My girlfriends were always running around in two-pieces, and I never felt comfortable to do that. — Khloe Kardashian

I feel like I'm at a really happy, good space. — Kim Kardashian

I went to college for four years. — Kim Kardashian

I didn't realize I was the 'fat' sister until I went on TV and the media started saying that about me. — Khloe Kardashian

When you're at a lunch, enjoy being - I'm always on my phone when I'm at lunch or with things here or there. I've learned to put the phone down and be present. — Khloe Kardashian

If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat. — Kim Kardashian West

One main problem with raising awareness of LGBT abuse is the denial. The term "domestic violence" is perceived as something akin to alcoholism, ("I don't sit on a park bench drinking") and people do not see that they are perpetrating or are a victim of DV because they have a set idea about what it is. — Kim Kardashian

I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots, and she makes me want to dress more stylish, more girly. — Kourtney Kardashian

I definitely think anything I'd be in now is a permanent relationship. — Kim Kardashian

I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one. There was this selfie that I took where I was wearing a white bathing suit, and it was after I had the baby, and it was a sexy pic. It took about 15 pictures to get the one that I posted. So you'll see all the ones that didn't make it. And you'll see all my selfies from the past years, including my first-ever selfie when I was four years old. — Kim Kardashian

Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that? — Kim Kardashian

I just find it crazy what people will critique you on, and you have to take it with a grain of salt. I could be curing cancer, and I would be shunned for it. I mean, that's just the truth. People are crazy, but I like to say for every hater I have 100 people that love me and they think it's motivational, so I try to focus on that. But it's sometimes hard, you know? — Khloe Kardashian

Sometimes I think, 'Why should I work out when I can spend time with my kids?' I feel guilty doing something for me. — Kourtney Kardashian

But for a man, it's different. Like, separation can take years - it can take years to make divorce final. What am I supposed to do during those years? I think that's, you know it's not the *craziest* thing, but it's where a lot of rumors come from. It's frustrating. — Khloe Kardashian

When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess. — Kourtney Kardashian

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts. — Rob Kardashian

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs. — Rob Kardashian

It's really hard to watch yourself on TV. It's definitely different in that the world has to watch, too. — Khloe Kardashian