Kaplans Quotes & Sayings

They got to be so conceited because they were Catholics. — Anne Lamott

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. — Tony Parsons

And then after a while he got me a job at the video store next door. I used to lock up the store and go next door and hang out all the time and watch movies and stuff. — Jason Mewes

Lies are ants, the truth is the sun, and questions are a magnifying glass waiting to be picked up by the curious. — Craig Stone

It'll become obvious that we've really been working against ourselves. — Neale Donald Walsch

The difference between MUST & SHOULD is the life you want and the life you have. — Tony Robbins