Kalbachers Quotes & Sayings

Something people don't recognize is that being on the space station is probably a lot like being in some kind of confinement - like isolation. — Scott Kelly

People only learn through two things. One is reading and the other is association with smarter people — Will Rogers

It was like one of those weird dreams you have before waking and nothing makes sense and you very often cut people up and make them into soup.
Or is that just me? — Steph Bowe

I'm my own worst critic. I could tell the critics a thing or two about my shows. — Jennifer Saunders

When we look for differences instead of similarities, we create barriers for trust. — Garrison Wynn

The fact that slang is apt and forceful makes its use irresistibly tempting. Coarse or profane slang is beside the mark, but "flivver," "taxi," the "movies," "deadly" (meaning dull), "feeling fit," "feeling blue," "grafter," a "fake," "grouch," "hunch" and "right o!" are typical of words that it would make our spoken language stilted to exclude. — Emily Post

If you could just see your face," she told me. "You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs

If I were asked to chose between execution and life in prison I would, of course, chose the latter. It's better to live somehow than not at all. — Anton Chekhov

Artists take on an alias that's suitable for their style of music. Everyone had a nickname when they were younger. — Tinie Tempah

Why have one chandelier when you can have two? — Candice Olson

Write because you love the work, not because of what might come from it. The journey is the purpose. Very Zen-like, I know, but honest to God it's the truth. And I have never had to deal with writer's block. Knock on wood. — William Kent Krueger

My homosexuality remained at that point purely theoretical, an untested hypothesis. But it was a hypothesise so thorough and so convincing I saw no reason not to share it immediately. — Alison Bechdel

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. — Albert Camus

All I ask is that you not be naive about how the government works when it decides to go after its prey. — Michael Moore