Kachapa Corn Quotes & Sayings

I enjoy getting any kind of mail. Like, for me, like, the more interesting a letter is, I just get more excited, and I know that this going to be great for my friends who are looking forward to reading that in my comic. — Adrian Tomine

Men don't hear women. — Wanda Sykes

Some countries and some people are so primitively religious and so underdeveloped that they don't need a time machine to go back to the past; they are already in there, in the very distant and dark past! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

When you close the door of your mind to negative thoughts, the door of opportunity opens to you. — Napoleon Hill

The mere fact that I'm former head of state and former under-secretary in the U.N. system, it means that I can get in touch with anybody in the world, in theory. — Martti Ahtisaari

Texas sharpshooter fallacy: Imagine that you are driving down a country road in Texas. You see a barn that has six targets painted on it, and a bullet hole at the very center of each target. "Yes sir," says the owner of the barn, "I never miss." "That's right," says his spouse, "there ain't a man in the state of Texas who's more accurate with a paint brush." Got it? He fired the six shots, and then painted the targets around them. — John V. Guttag

I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier that is about the best we can do. — Roger Ebert

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious. — Bill Hicks

I begin to think a body may get any reasonable thing in this world if they will only try hard enough for it! — E.D.E.N. Southworth

I was no pope - I could not boast infallibility ... — Charlotte Bronte

Religion brought forth Prosperity, and the daughter destroyed the mother. — Cotton Mather

No-one is going to sit down and read Bleak House to the family any more, but they can all huddle up happily in front of Charles Bronson. — Martin Amis