Kaboutermannekes Quotes & Sayings

The basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. — Jerry Seinfeld

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual — Denis Leary

He was like a god to her. What happens when your god dies? Sebastian wondered. When someone is your sun and moon and stars, and then you discover something, something that reveals a hitherto unknown weakness so fundamental, so shattering that it destroys not only your trust in the other person, but your respect, too.
Some people never recover from that kind of disillusionment. — C.S. Harris

There's a bit of the kid in me. — Jeff Bridges

God can take the ashes of your life and exchange them for beauty — Sharon Polk

What All The World Knows Water is the principle, or the element, of things. All things are water. — Plutarch

You must really want to win with all of your heart! Plan your race; do not ever get side tracked. Focus on your goal - "the finishing line"! — Lucas Remmerswaal

Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around. — Frank Zappa