Juramento En Quotes & Sayings

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. — Mitch Hedberg

Maybe Simon Cowell for his effect on music. I call him Slimy Cowpat. — Mick Hucknall

Indeed I have always found that the only thing in regard to Toronto which faraway people know for certain is that McGill University is in it. — Stephen Leacock

Rat race is the perfect name for it,' she said. 'We're always going and going and going, and never asking where. Did you ever hear of having more than you wanted? So that you couldn't want anything else and then started looking for something else to want? It seems like we're always searching for something to satisfy is, and never finding it. Maybe if we could lose our cool we would. — S.E. Hinton

As a homosexual, my job is simply to sodomize mediocrity. — Bradford Cox

Live. Until you are down to your final breath, love and fight and rage and grieve and live. — Anonymous

William Shakespeare sounds to me like some kind of faggot. — Gene Simmons

Man is stupid, you know, phenomenally stupid; or rather he is not at all stupid, but he is so ungrateful that you could not find another like him in all creation. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The thing about mothers, I want to say, is that once the containment ends and one becomes two, you don't always fit together so nicely ... The living mother-daughter relationship, you learn over and over again, is a constant choice between adaptation and acceptance. — Kelly Corrigan

No war is ever a war without the loss of a life of a solider — PureDragonWolf

That guy back there had a gun," Christopher went on. "Brandon Stark didn't even have a gun, and he managed to kidnap you just by threatening to do mean things to your friends. How do you think you're going to cope with his dad, who's a real gangster?"
"Well," I said. Suddenly, I didn't feel quite so encouraged. There were actual tears in my eyes. "That's why this time I'm asking you for help. I know I can't do it alone anymore. I need you, Christopher."
"You're damn right you do," he said. "It's about time you realized it. — Meg Cabot

She knew, then, that it had not been hatred that had made him avoid her for so long. No, it had not been hatred at all. — L.J.Smith

We're not saying, 'We're politicians, trust us.' We know you don't trust us. — Michael Howard

The analytical power should not be confounded with simple ingenuity; for while the analyst is necessarily ingenious, the ingenious man is often remarkably incapable of analysis. — Edgar Allan Poe