Juokinga Istorija Quotes & Sayings

Each thing tends to move towards its own nature. I always desire happiness which is my true nature. My nature is never a burden to me. Happiness is never a burden to me, whilst sorrow is. — Adi Shankara

Jesus Messiah, name above all names, blessed Redeemer, Emmanuel, the rescue for sinners, the ransom from Heaven, Jesus Messiah, Lord of all. — Chris Tomlin

Who do you work for? That question haunted salesmen. Whenever a trader screwed a customer and the salesman became upset, the trader would ask the salesman, "Who do you work for anyway?" The message was clear: You work for Salomon Brothers. You work for me. I pay your bonus at the end of the year. So just shut up, you geek. — Michael Lewis

Truth doesn't hurt. It is only pride that hurts after hearing the truth. — Levi M. Matthews

Time will come; we will plant trees to other planets! I see the orange trees and the cherries in the far lands beyond the earth. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If someone you know makes a bad decision or uses bad judgment, it doesn't mean you have to allow that to alter your attitude. Why should you allow anyone else's bad decisions to send you into a tailspin of misery? — Joyce Meyer

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

Thems cain't work together, fails together. — Suzan Still

Stay strange, my friend. — Rick Riordan

I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it stopped at 14th Street. At the station, the doors opened, and the conductor announced that there was a bomb on board and we should evacuate immediately. Nobody moved. We just looked at each other, 'Do you see a bomb?' 'I don't see a bomb.' 'There's no bomb.' 'I've only got two stops - let's go for it. — Lewis Black

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. — Doug Stanhope

East Africa. Had Lance been deliberately misleading when he said West instead of East? Miss — Agatha Christie

I kissed a ghoul and I liked it. — Ramesh Kula

If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows. — Casey Neistat

Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question? — Laurence Sterne