Junkyard Dog Humor Quotes & Sayings

We must do right and risk the consequences. — Rick Perry

Captain," she growled, "you are the biggest pain in the ass I've ever worked with, and I'm a former Marine who joined the damned NYPD. Do you have any idea how many assholes you meet between those two groups?" Eric just looked back at her with his head cocked to one side, silent for a long moment before he chose to speak. "Lyss, until you've dealt with politicians and reporters, you don't know the meaning of the word. — Evan Currie

I oppose same-sex marriage and civil unions but I support domestic partnership between gay and lesbian couples. I have no problem with gay and lesbian couples adopting. I support equal benefits for same-sex couples such as hospital visitation rights — Mitt Romney

I like to box. It's a great release. — Jeremy Piven

Truth doesn't need elaboration or embellishment; it can stand on its own two legs. All the adornment in the world doesn't make the truth any more true. — Philip Gulley

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. — Drew Goddard

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey

If anyone bothered to search through the laurel bordering the asphalt he'd surely find handfuls of teeth that were said to give the laurel its odd milky color, ivory with a pale pink edge, each blossom forming the shape of a bitter man's mouth. — Alice Hoffman

I just watched this documentary on the mating habits of whiptail lizards and trust me, if those things can make it happen, you can too, my friend. — Robin Bielman

I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks — Kevin J. Anderson

I'm about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. It's important that I'm properly dressed. — Tommy Donbavand

Desperately looking for a vital but lost bit of paperwork or just frantically masturbating to the Eroica symphony. — David Mitchell

I don't know if a penny's dropped somewhere, but you've had 'Lark Rise to Candleford,' you've had 'Cranford,' you've had 'Last Tango in Halifax,' you've had 'Call the Midwife' ... I think the largest portion of the viewing public are over 55, and they like to see people they can identify with. — Judy Parfitt