Junket Pudding Quotes & Sayings

My Grandmother standing wordless fifteen minutes Between rows of loganberries, clippers poised in her hand. — Gary Snyder

Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie
I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent

You are never persuasive when you're abrasive. — Rick Warren

We all got used to living in the cloud of unknowing. — Amanda Palmer

Gilbert put his arm about them. 'Oh, you mothers!' he said. 'You mothers! God knew what He was about when He made you. — L.M. Montgomery

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I really like you. A lot. But if you don't feel the same way about me, it's okay. Because you're really important to me, and I hope we can still be friends. — Jenna Evans Welch

It was a nightmare. Have you ever thrown a party and tried to get EXACTLY three dozen specifically qualified people to attend? Even if they RSVP, half of them never show up, right? And if enough people don't show up, you can't throw the party. So you have to recruit random people at the last minute who you've never met before to fill up the roster. And they turn out to be greedy eleven-year-olds from Estonia, who you're FORCED to keep around in order to limp through the evening's festivities, and . . . yeah. Just typing all that out gave me stress flashbacks. — Felicia Day

Start with the important task first: Start the most important task first, as this will make you relaxed and avoid anxiety to jump into multitasking. — Dorothy Enderson

A battle is won by him who is firmly resolved to win it. — Leo Tolstoy

people have been cheating on each other for as long as they've made promises to be monogamous — Aziz Ansari

Give us all a chance to prove we're on your side." Emotions locked Keeley's throat tight. She wanted to believe him with all her heart, but he failed to see how impossible that was. She fucked up everyone and everything she came in contact with. She was a pestilence. Sooner he realized there was no light getting through all her darkness, the better off he would be. — Lora Ann

In my own sphere I did everything that could possibly be expected of a man who believes in the greatness of his people and who is filled with fanaticism for the greatness of his country, in order to bring about the victory of Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist movement. — Hans Frank

Language mavens commonly confuse their own peeves with a worsening of the language. — Steven Pinker

You, being yourself, help others be themselves. Because you recognize your own uniqueness you will not need to dominate others, nor cringe before them. — Jane Roberts

That was about as effective as blaming it on God, and as practical, too. You couldn't get a lawyer to sue either of them. — George Alec Effinger