Juanfran Como Quotes & Sayings

True beauty is when someone radiates that they like themselves. — Aimee Mullins

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined. — Paul Watson

Head knowledge without heart knowledge is worse than useless; but when head and heart join forces, it changes our lives forever. — David Jeremiah

Life is never against you because you are the one who is creating it. — Akemi G

Accept what it, forget what was. — Sue Fitzmaurice

Constantly reemphasize to yourself the great fact that God built potential strength into your nature. By affirming it and practicing it, this basic strength will toughen up as muscles do. — Norman Vincent Peale

They say distance makes old friendships fade away. They say with time and distance lovers forget one another. I find it quite the opposite. Distance, time, they all enhance the aroma of every moment two close souls once spent together, they magnify every little shared pleasure. — Carol Vorvain

I am compelled, because of my faith, to have compassion for the weak and vulnerable in our midst. — Frank Wolf

I hate vacations. I hate them. I have no fun on them. I get nothing done. People sit and relax, but I don't want to relax. I want to see something. — Paul Theroux

Get a microscope and some spit. Put the spit on a glass slide and put it under the microscope lens. Now look through the eyepiece. You'll notice, if you look closely, that you can't see anything, because you have no idea how to operate a microscope. But while you're looking, billions of germs, left on the eyepiece by the previous microscope user, will swarm into your eyeball - which to them is a regular Club Med - and start reproducing like crazy via wild bacterial sex. You'll probably need surgery. — Dave Barry