Josh Cribbs Quotes & Sayings

Admittedly, I dressed up for the occasion again - I never said I wasn't fucked up. — Nina G. Jones

Hey, Arnold," he said. I looked up 'in love with a white girl' on Google and found and article about that white girl named Cynthia who disappeared in Mexico last summer. You remember how her face was all over the papers and everybody said it was such a sad thing?"
"I kinda remember," I said.
"Well this article said that over two hundred Mexican girls have disappeared in the last three years in that same part of the country. And nobody says much about that. And that's racist. The guy who wrote the article says people care more about beautiful white girls than they do about everybody else on the planet. White girls are privileged. They're damsels in distress."
So what does that mean?" I asked.
"I think it means you're just a racist asshole like everybody else. — Sherman Alexie

Winners don't eat wieners. — Ingrid Newkirk

If I told what I knew about his relationship with Oswald, he might spend the rest of his career freezing his ass off in Fargo. — Stephen King

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully. — Peter Cook

Judaism and Christianity in themselves are distinctly separate entities, to be sure; but when considering their influence on Western thought, we must bear in mind that Christianity alone, or almost alone, transmitted the Jewish share, simply by what it contained of it in its own, original constitution. — Hans Jonas

On the eve of the cross, Jesus made his decision. He would rather go to hell for you than go to heaven without you. — Max Lucado