Jonsered Chainsaws Quotes & Sayings

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. — Peter Kay

And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release. — Chuck Palahniuk

The great man who gives a true transcript of his mind fascinates and instructs. Most writers suppress individuality. They wish to please the public. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Perhaps it increased his annoyance that there was a certain unusual liveliness about the usually languid figure of Fisher. The ordinary image of him in March's mind was that of a pallid and bald-browed gentleman, who seemed to be prematurely old as well as prematurely bald. He was remembered as a man who expressed the opinions of a pessimist in the language of a lounger. Even now March could not be certain whether the change was merely a sort of masquerade of sunshine, or that effect of clear colors and clean-cut outlines that is always visible on the parade of a marine resort, relieved against the blue dado of the sea. But Fisher had a flower in his buttonhole, and his friend could have sworn he carried his cane with something almost like the swagger of a fighter. With such clouds gathering over England, the pessimist seemed to be the only man who carried his own sunshine. — G.K. Chesterton

Life is neither to be wept over nor to be laughed at but to be understood. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Here again Diatribe confidently brings in a gloss to suit herself, just as if Scripture were under her complete control. As for considering the prophet's meaning and intention, what need was there for a man of such authority to do that? All we need is: Erasmus says so, therefore it is so. — Martin Luther

You leave a rumor long enough, give it the right soil, and it'll grow into a fact ... — Chris Wooding

Harold (about max): he looks kinda like a football couch
Chester (sarcastically): Yay team rah rah. if he says anything athletic i'll scream
max: want to jog?
(chester screams).
— James Howe

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. — Norman Cousins