Jonnel Cortez Quotes & Sayings

1a) Never throw shit at an armed man.
1b) Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man. — Larry Niven

The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh. — Paul Simon

I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that. — Andrew Lawrence

Ivypool felt her mouth drop open "Hollyleaf? But ... you you're dead!"
"Obviously not," the newcomer replied with an edge to her voice. — Erin Hunter

If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports. — Joyce Brothers

The convictions we need to rally around should be about life giving, community transformation, holistic personal growth, sacrifice, beauty, blessing, and world renewal. Who wouldn't want to be a part of a people committed to something that brings personal meaning and makes the world a better place? — Hugh Halter

I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for being overly sexual or really looking for boyfriends. We tend to be marginalized as some 'Sex & The City' Carrie Bradshaw chick-lit dummies who just want shoes and a ring. — Julie Klausner