Joinet Internet Quotes & Sayings

I write late into the night at the Tutweiler in downtown Birmingham, and try hard to turn down that second cheeseburger at Milo's over by UAB, which has the best one in the whole wide world. — Rick Bragg

Believe me, I'm not going to try to get into testing. — John Engler

There is now a scourge that is called Twitter — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

The kitchen guy wheeled out the tray of lunches. The salmon looked too fancy for institutional food, more at par with something Jacob would have cooked up at home as a way of saying, I'm sorry I stood you up at that party where all my friends were flexing so hard you could barely fit in the room with their delts. — Jordan Castillo Price

Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution. — Candace Bushnell

Trust me, you're not my first choice to fight next to, Sunshine, but as as much as it would simplify things, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I left you to her tender mercies.
(Seth to Keenan as he comes to his aid against Bananach) — Melissa Marr

If you want to succeed, double your failure rate. — Thomas Watson Jr.

I'm so tired ... I was up all night trying to round off infinity. — Steven Wright

Never let hope elude you. That is life's biggest fumble. — Robert Zuppke

Our Visions and Dreams
of Achieving a
Peaceful and Safe Community Tomorrow
Depends On Choices We Make Today — Osazee Williams Omoregie

Pure mathematics is on the whole distinctly more useful than applied. For what is useful above all is technique, and mathematical technique is taught mainly through pure mathematics. — G.H. Hardy

By definition, it is not possible to everyone to be above the average. — James C. Collins

I've always had this hyper kinetic energy, so I don't really need much sleep at night. — Leander Paes