Johnny Carson Humorous Quotes & Sayings

Get ahead of whom? There is no one I want to shove past. I just want to get ahead of myself, make myself as big as I can, but not measure myself by someone else. — Eleanor Roosevelt

The successful entrepreneur's unique ability to turn trying times into triumphs. — Donald J. Trump

I'm sensitive about my image of being hard to reach. — Roone Arledge

The whole point to American journalism is what ought to be true is true. — Gore Vidal

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it. — S.J Perelman