Joe Dirt Brandy Quotes & Sayings

Frankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent. — Mark Twain

The mystics and their "collected works." When one addresses oneself to God, and to God alone, as they claim to do, one should be careful not to write. God doesn't read ... — Emil Cioran

We believe you should throw out your Blackberry and go pick some actual blackberries. — Jonathan Adler

Gravy is the simplest, tastiest, most memory-laden dish I know how to make: a little flour, salt and pepper, crispy bits of whatever meat anchored the meal, a couple of cups of water or milk and slow stirring to break up lumps. — Dorothy Allison

I smiled up at him with a hopeful look. "You could just unlace it now? — Rysa Walker

That Time could turn up his swift sandy glass, To untell the days. — Thomas Heywood

It is a wise child that knows his own father.
[Lat., Nondum enim quisquam suum parentem ipse cognosvit.] — Homer

The people who know you well are the people who know your vulnerabilities. — Danny Wallace

I live in a bubble. — Ron Perlman