Jerry Clower Comedian Quotes & Sayings

Even if you're not doing anything wrong, you are being watched and recorded. — Edward Snowden

I have a theory ... Theatre actors are better at auditions than film actors. — Shaun Sipos

... Any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness! — Charles Dickens

After a still winter night I awoke with the impression that some question had been put to me, which I had been endeavoring in vain to answer in my sleep, as what - how - when - where? But there was dawning Nature, in whom all creatures live, looking in at my broad windows with serene and satisfied face, and no question on her lips. I awoke to an answered question, to Nature and daylight. — Henry David Thoreau

I work hard, I work very hard. All the books at least 30 revisions. — Ha Jin

You should know that you're exactly the person you think you are.
Elliot turned away as the tear escaped. That's what she was afraid of. — Diana Peterfreund

My kids are always in the kitchen with me - I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at night. — Buddy Valastro