Jerkin Off Funny Quotes & Sayings

One of the reasons I love the online world is that although that exists in abundance you can choose absolutely which part of the online world you want to live in. You can make your own kingdom in that sense. — Stephen Fry

You think you are too intelligent to believe in God. I am not like you. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Avocados are my favourite fruit. — Sylvia Plath

Fine," Grandpa said. "You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I'll go warm up the giant penguin! — Brandon Sanderson

Both of them were ahead of their time, but they didn't live long enough to see the time they were ahead of. — Patti Smith