R. K. Milholland Quotes & Sayings

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens. — R. K. Milholland

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes. — R. K. Milholland

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses. — R. K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? — R. K. Milholland

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better. — R. K. Milholland

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win. — R. K. Milholland

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable. — R. K. Milholland

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger. — R. K. Milholland

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it. — R. K. Milholland

Desperate is not a sexual preference. — R. K. Milholland

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. — R. K. Milholland

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later. — R. K. Milholland

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple. — R. K. Milholland

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it. — R. K. Milholland

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy. — R. K. Milholland

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work. — R. K. Milholland

People age even when you're not looking. — R. K. Milholland

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone. — R. K. Milholland

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be. — R. K. Milholland

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it. — R. K. Milholland

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives. — R. K. Milholland

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. — R. K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense. — R. K. Milholland

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts. — R. K. Milholland

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side. — R. K. Milholland

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds. — R. K. Milholland

The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me. — R. K. Milholland

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. — R. K. Milholland

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you. — R. K. Milholland

Death likes it when you play hard to get. — R. K. Milholland

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear ... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst. — R. K. Milholland

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful. — R. K. Milholland

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. — R. K. Milholland

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. — R. K. Milholland

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes. — R. K. Milholland

Success only hurts the first time. — R. K. Milholland

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise. — R. K. Milholland

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. — R. K. Milholland

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. — R. K. Milholland