Jehiely And Alex Quotes & Sayings

[From a typical McDonald's meal] this is how the laboratory measured our meal: soda (100%), milk shake (78%), salad dressing (65%), chicken nuggets (56%), cheeseburger (52%), and French fries (23%). — Michael Pollan

When things take a long time, I just get really stubborn. — Britney Spears

A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare

Excuse me, I believe you're standing on my sword. I don't think this is entirely fair, you're angry with Skulduggery because he didn't kill Valkyrie, but you and me, we've never even met. I mean, you have no reason to attack me, if you got to know me, if you took the time, I'm sure you'd really like me. I'm a likeable girl, everyone says so - Tanith Low — Derek Landy

Although my dad was a doctor, we weren't necessarily a super-artsy family. We were just a classic, traditional family who got to take a lot of piano lessons and became a bunch of musicians. — Lisa Loeb

They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit, — George R R Martin

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. — Louis C.K.