Jehangir Ratanji Quotes & Sayings

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution. — Dov Davidoff

This is what comes of having a heart, even a very small and young one. It causes no end of trouble, and that's the truth. — Catherynne M Valente

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so. — Kurt Vonnegut

Adversity is a mirage. People, situations, and relationships sometimes change for the worst but inevitably clear a path for far better replacements. The continued journey will always find bliss. — Carl Henegan

Less than forty-eight hours until G-Day, when Gaea the Princess of Potty Sludge would awaken in all her dirt-faced glory. — Rick Riordan

Indeed, woman can be a machine run wild, or a machine can be a better, more subjugated, and efficient woman. — Francoise Meltzer

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

Like Hemingway said, the only thing that could spoil a day was people. — Nikki Sixx

I'm so thankful that your mine, your sweetness is my weakness. — Barry White