Jason Vallotton Quotes & Sayings

If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work. — George Carlin

I'm so far from lucky, I'm kissing its ass from the other side. — Sonya Bateman

David Copperfield from head to foot! Calls a house a rookery when there's not a rook near it, and takes the birds on trust, because he sees the nests! — Charles Dickens

In France, anyone can use your music on like a TV show or whatever - they don't need to ask permission. It's almost like a child when it has its own life. — Thomas Mars

The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' "'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' "'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and — Douglas Adams

Having a pleasant time can extend a long period of time to have a fun time. — Travis Polso

Arina's face goes blank at his words, her brow smooth as butter. — Rae Carson

In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table. — H.G.Wells

You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing. — Kanye West

But will somebody please tell me what's a person to do when they're too afraid of life to live and too afraid of death to die? — Bette Greene