Jason Segel Knocked Up Quotes & Sayings

Matt, you are suffering from a disease of youth - you expect moral problems to have nice, neat, black-and-white answers. — Robert A. Heinlein

If somebody dumps something noxious in my back yard, the dumper is the last one I would call on to repair the damage. — Sylvia Earle

(Novelists, when their characters drive cars, never feel compelled to describe precisely what the physical actions are of hands, feet, eyes, knees, elbows. Yet many of these same novelists, when their characters copulate, get into such detailed physical description you'd think they were writing an exercise book. We all know the interrelation between the right ankle and the accelerator when driving a car, and we needn't be told. — Donald E. Westlake

Males lack the seriousness of temperament required of persons with such great responsibilities. — Ransom Riggs

People at any stage will profit by taking the wheel and getting pointed in the right direction. — Michael Hyatt

Now I don't put things in the boxes anymore. I'm just focusing on right now. — Robin Roberts

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. — Anton Szandor LaVey

What you leave at your death, let it be without controversy, else the lawyers will be your heirs. — Frances Osborne

No politician is ever benefited by saving money; it is spending it that makes him. — H.L. Mencken