Jason Manford Quotes & Sayings

Who could be angry while laughing and wearing a shirt covered in cum? — Anonymous

These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. — Douglas Adams

We only truly understand what we experience. — Bryant McGill

This body of ours, this disguise put on by common jumping molecules, is in constant revolt against the abominable farce of having to endure. Our molecules, the dears, want to get lost in the universe as fast as they can! It makes them miserable to be nothing but "us," the jerks of infinity. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

The word feminism has negative connotations for men. Rather, we are wanting to celebrate females and their confidence. There is no political agenda behind my work. I'm just trying to make music that makes me feel good and confident. We've got a cool message. — Nicole Scherzinger