Jarring Jalapeno Quotes & Sayings

Personally I prefer to avoid any activity that ends with a strange man offering to "hose the blood off of ye afterward, mate." It's just a rule I have. Because I'm picky. — Jenny Lawson

The laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. — Thomas Jefferson

One cannot step twice in the same river — Heraclitus

The team exists to accomplish a result. The community exists to support its members while they fulfill their purpose ... When partnerships, management teams, and organizations build communities, they tap into a greater and deeper reservoir of courage, wisdom, and productivity. — Peter Gibb

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place. — Virginia Clinton Kelley

No gasp at a miracle that is truly miraculous because the magic lies in the fact that you knew it was there for you all along. — Toni Morrison

Transcending class distinctions, the speaker [Stalin] portrays the relation between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat as a mere division of labor. The workers and soldiers achieve the revolution, Guchkov and Miliukov "fortify" it.[ ... ] This superintendent's approach to the historical process is exactly characteristic of the leaders of Menshevism, this handing out of instructions to various classes and then patronizingly criticizing their fulfillment. — Leon Trotsky

It was a common saying among the Christians in the primitive Church, "The soul and the body make a man; the spirit and discipline make a Christian;" implying, that none could be real Christians, without the help of Christian discipline. But if this be so, is it any wonder that we find so few Christians; for where is Christian discipline — John Wesley

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged. — Bob Thaves

Tereza had gone back to sleep; he could not. He pictured her death. She was dead and having terrible nightmares; but because she was dead, he was unable to wake her from them. Yes, that is death: Tereza asleep, having terrible nightmares, and he unable to wake her. — Milan Kundera

I always find it fun to read a script and then find the messages in the script because I believe every story has them. — Shailene Woodley

When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence. — Mason Cooley