Jaquette Quotes & Sayings

Like most people with no grasp whatsoever of real economics, Mustrum Ridcully equated "proper financial control" with the counting of paper clips. Even senior wizards had to produce a pencil stub to him before they were allowed a new one out of the locked cupboard below his desk. — Terry Pratchett

People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't. — Jennifer Aniston

perfectionism is the need to be right instead of being liked — Ira Glass

Too late... everything's always too late. — E. M. Forster

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love. — Morrissey