Janosko Food Quotes & Sayings

i'm fifty shades of fucked up. — E.L. James

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. — Janet Evanovich

I have no specific ideas in mind of what I will or won't do; it's all about the roles. — Jeri Ryan

What else have either of you got for me besides the promise of a splitting headache? - Uncle Wadsworth — Kerri Maniscalco

Occasionally and frequently the exercise of the judgment ought to end in absolute reservation. It may be very distasteful, and great fatigue, to suspend a conclusion; but as we are not infallible, so we ought to be cautious; we shall eventually find our advantage, for the man who rests in his position is not so far from right as he who, proceeding in a wrong direction, is ever increasing his distance. — Michael Faraday

I never exactly made a book. It's rather like taking dictation. I was given things to say. — C.S. Lewis

Life is never like a full stop. Full stops are like frozen ice, like dark clouds, like rotten mud.
But here rivers are born out of frozen ice, lightening sparkles by the clash of dark clouds, the lotus rises from the mud.
Isn't this glory of our life?
This is the story to sing this glory of life. — Mahesh Thakkar

It is hereby certified that the bearer, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the
said night at Satan's ball, having been summoned there in the capacity of a means of transportation ... make a parenthesis, Hella, in the parenthesis put "hog". Signed - Behemoth. — Mikhail Bulgakov

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips. — W.C. Fields

I would like to leave the world a better place than when I entered it. I would hope that by the time I die I could have learned from the years of living and hand something down. — Albert Hammond Jr.

One cannot escape one's fate - whether good or bad; she leaves memories in us. — Sharlyn G. Branson