Jana Lunatics Quotes & Sayings

Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures. — Linus Torvalds

I love this university, and although I might be retiring from the presidency, my work with Ohio State will continue. — Gordon Gee

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food? — Kaje Harper

Whether it's making sure that families have access to quality health care and child care, or making sure that our children receive the best educational opportunities we can give them, we must remain committed to these needs because our children are our future. — Blanche Lincoln

Damn it, Bennett," I panted. "How in the hell do you know exactly how to drive me insane?" He trailed his tongue along my inner thigh. "I said I was a virgin, Avery. Not a saint. — Christina Lee

I've been writing since I was sixteen. At first, I wrote mostly short stories and poetry. The first thing I ever had published was a poem about a football game. It was printed in my local newspaper. — Jerry Spinelli

Walking on thin ice, I'm paying the price. I'm throwing the dice in the air. Why must we learn it the hard way, and play the game of life with your heart? — Yoko Ono

Jesus did not dispute [Satan] ... our Lord quoted Scripture, and that's one thing the devil can't stand! The Scripture defeats him every time. — Billy Graham

It's a wonderful honor to win an Ignobel Prize. — Sheldon Lee Glashow

I'm nothing without you, Ly. I just don't work without you. You've broken me." He smiles. "You are everything to me and I will spend the rest of my life showing you that you didn't make the worst mistake of your life by falling in love with a must like me. — Samantha Towle