Jalilie Quotes & Sayings

A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name starts with Brj and anything after that alphabetically. Since people tend to vote for the first one on the ballot, Brick would not only benefit from the stupidity of the citizenry, but the people would benefit by electing the smarter of the two candidates. — Jarod Kintz

Don't' pin this on me, Mr. Irresistible. — Lucian Bane

I'm not religious, but I believe that what I have is a gift, and I respect it and live up to it. — Sugar Ray Leonard

Tragedy massages the human ego even as comedy deflates it ... Tragedy pits us against large foes and the trip wire is our own character ... In comedy we fall afoul of one another. Comedy depends on social life, on our behavior in groups. In tragedy you can observe one human against the gods. In comedy it's one human versus other humans and often one man (or woman if I'm writing it) against her own worst impulses. — Rita Mae Brown

There's worse that people can steal from you than money. — Chuck Palahniuk