Jake From State Farm Funny Quotes & Sayings

Never want to say anything so strongly that you give up the option of finding something better. If you have to say it, you will. — Richard Hugo

I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work. — Salvador Dali

He warned that any church that ignored reality would not survive to enjoy the divine. — Dan Brown

Tell her happiness is just practice," he said. "If only she acted happy, she would be happy. — Nancy Horan

As for the description, it might, like most other tabulated descriptions, have fitted tens of thousands of men. With most persons, recognition, even of an intimate, was based on the perception of vague, half-observed quantities which together formed a caricature significant more in its relation to the observer than to the observed. A short man, conscious of his lack of height, would describe a man of medium height as tall. For the ordinary business of hating and loving and getting from the cradle to the deathbed with the least possible discomfort, such caricatures were, no doubt, satisfactory. — Eric Ambler

Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? — George Clinton

Never believe you're so great or important, so right or proud, that you cannot kneel at the feet of someone you hurt and offer a humble, sincere apology. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't know how to phrase this exactly but what the fuck? — Lev Grossman

Do you want to forget about Sam?'
'I think I do.'
I sighed. She was in a healthier place than I was. — Stephenie Meyer

My favorite book is 'To Kill A Mockingbird' by Harper Lee. It is multi-layered, and I see something new in it every time I read it. — Kimberly Willis Holt